- Origin: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
- Company: Human Loser Theatre / Allspice Theatre
- Running Time: 75
- Advisories: Mature Content, Violence, Sexual Content, Adult Language
High school sucks. Just look at Wallace. Yesterday he was the biggest loser in school. Now he's Wally the Woodchuck! All of a sudden he has friends. A perfect little cheerleader girlfriend. You think being the mascot changes things? Think a costume will protect you? Watch your back, Woodchuck.